Here, have a cat
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Ever tried to implement a sponnie kettle-ring?
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Too much ageage
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What's Algieri's surname?
   -- Roo of Steve Algieri
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These are nice Christmas tree lights..
  but there's no remote control!
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I'm going to.. BARBADOS!
   -- Mark while high on anaesthetic
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<roo> exactly how loaded is it?
<jpayne> 1658 packets/sec inbound, 1044 packets/sec outbound thru one
+ of the routers on it
<roo> out of ten?
-ZimBot- This one goes up to eleven.   
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Nurr. Breadcakes.
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Gerr hurme
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Press play on tape
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Oh! RainBOWS!
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I need someone to come and empty my sceptic tank... it's an emergency.
Yes - they have to be able to do it tonight.
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Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a shit.
   -- Toilet Graffiti
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Wimbledon (n.)
That last drop which, no matter how hard you shake it, always goes down your
trouser leg.
   -- The meaning of Liff. Douglas Adams & John Lloyd.
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Kentucky (adv.)
Fitting exactly and satisfyingly.
  The cardboard box that slides neatly into an exact space in a garage, or the 
last book which exactly fills a bookshelf, is said to fit 'real nice and 
kentucky'.
   -- The meaning of Liff. Douglas Adams & John Lloyd.
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There are men and women born into the world to do its work and win its prizes;
others, simply to look on and see what happens. These two kinds of people feel 
ashamed when they meet.
   -- All Trivia. Logan Pearsall Smith
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When people come and talk to you of their aspirations, before they leave you'd
better count your spoons.
   -- All Trivia. Logan Pearsall Smith
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It's interesting to peep through most keyholes, but not into the bedrooms of 
married people.
   -- All Trivia. Logan Pearsall Smith
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'O Joy!' sings a bird in the heart, 'O Joy!' another bird answers; while the 
world, like a large, thoughtful Cat, sits by and watches.
   -- All Trivia. Logan Pearsall Smith
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People say that Life is the thing, but I prefer Reading
   -- All Trivia. Logan Pearsall Smith
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Kludge, rhymes with huge
   -- Unix for Dummies
[since when?]
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We've got a four-arsed television!
   -- Mark Gould
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Cheesy:
 "Did you honestly think I was going to brand your testicles with a frying pan?"
Roo:
 "You threw naan bread at the window; you're capable of anything."
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Were you ever abused?
   -- Roo of Cheesy
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Acey's family tree is probably recursive.
   -- Kevin
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